WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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