im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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