Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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