I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You need Xanax blowdarts
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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