in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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