We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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