at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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