You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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