I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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