So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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