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Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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