Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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