i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need help removing her.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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