if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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