The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So I just went to clothing optional bar
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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