Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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