whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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