No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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