On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.