Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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