oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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