This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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