I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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