what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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