WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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