he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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