The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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