i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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