But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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