you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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