I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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