ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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