Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
im holly from the hills drunk
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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