I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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