D3 body, D1 cock
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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