Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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