quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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