what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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