I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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