gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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