I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
it glows. i had to have it.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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