i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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