Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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