some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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