Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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