it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize
