I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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