so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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