you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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