Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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