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FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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