your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I need a beard to bite.
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