Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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