You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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