the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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