There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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